With the 2008-09 NCAA Football season about to begin I thought I would give you this year's Best Names In College Football:
Riley Skinner (QB) - Clemson
Stryker Sulak (DL) - Missouri
Rashad Bobino (LB) - Texas
Woodny Turenne (CB) - Louisville
Noel Devine (RB) - West Virginia
Juice Williams (QB) - Illinois
Anthony Scirrotto (S) - Penn State
Zack Slate (DL) - East Carolina
Cody Slate (TE) - Marshall (NOT RELATED!)
Britt Barefoot (P) - Southern Miss (a Punter named Barefoot, priceless)
Ell Ash (DL) - Houston (Sounds like a Sesame Street bit)
Sinisa Vrvilo (K) - Bowling Green
Harvey Unga (RB) - BYU
Ray Feinga (OL) - BYU (Mormons?)
Rafael Priest (CB) - Texas Christian Univ. (should've been Notre Dame?)
Josh Syria (P) - Oregon
Rob Gronkowski (TE) - Arizona (Screams "football")
Captain Munnerlyn (CB) - South Carolina
Diivory Edgecomb (KR) - Florida Atlantic (yep, two "i"s)
Joe Alajajian (OL) - Florida Internat'l ("can I buy a consonant?")
Kartey Agbottah (S) - North Texas
Solomon Elimimian (LB) - Hawaii (L-M-N-O-P...)
Beanie Wells (RB) - Ohio State
Asher Allen (KR/PR) - Georgia (alliteration is fun!)
Chase Coffman (TE) - Missouri
Chase Daniel (QB) - Missouri
Chase Patton (QB) - Missouri (ALL on the same offense!)
Selvish Capers (OL) - West Virginia (sounds like a scallop dish)
Boogie Allen (S) - West Virginia
Rodgerique Smith (WR) - Auburn
Sen'Derrick Marks (DT) - Auburn (do I really have to say more?)
Tertavian Ingram (WR) - Kansas
J.J. Di Luigi (RB) - BYU (seriously?)
Brouce Mompremier (LB) - South Florida
Sabbath Joseph (LB) - South Florida
Cordarrow Thompson (DT)- Virginia Tech
San San Te (K) - Rutgers
Taiwan Easterling (WR) - Florida State University (finally got rid of Fagg)
Micah Kia (OT) - Michigan
Micah Reed (C) - Michigan (on the same offensive line)
Nate Longshore (QB) - Cal (still a classic)
Darrius Massenburg (DE) - North Carolina (and his back-up's name is Darius, too)
Sir Marco Bledsoe (S) - Texas Christian Univ.
Slick Shelley (WR) - Tulsa
NCAA Football 101
Posted on: July 22, 2008 7:06 pm
Edited on: July 22, 2008 7:07 pm